Token Damage — the receipt your AI never gave you
TOKEN DAMAGE
YOU TYPED · 14,690 WORDS
1,183,400,000
TOKENS IT READ · 30 DAYS
≡ PRICE WITHOUT YOUR PLAN$809.65
≡ YOU SAVED (CACHE CARD)$4,383.85
≈ ELECTRICITY26–120 kWh
✶ RAM SURCHARGE (GAMERS)+$0.0000079
✶ Anthropic is now valued at $965 billion. Your share: 0.0000083 Anthropics.
You typed a paragraph.
It read a library.
It read a library.
ACT OF GOD
5% off if your AI pilot paid for itself. 95% don't.
≡ LIST PRICE · ≈ ESTIMATE, ALWAYS A RANGE · ✶ SATIRE
SAMPLE · CUSTOMER 0041 · NOT YOUR NUMBERS (YET)
YOUR COPY · PASTE IN TERMINAL
npx token-damage